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Based on science to achieve optical results I would say the best time to have one would be at a hair past the freckle with the mole catching up

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And a minimum of two hairs past the freckle on the left wrist

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The auto INcorrect changed your intended word “optimal” to the incoherent “optical”. You’re welcome 😉

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I hear it works better during a full moon, after saying Bill Gates' name three times. Might just be placebo though.

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Yes, it’s the biggest scam of all time…and people have been MANDATED to submit to these worse than useless injections.

The medical profession is up to its collective necks in this diabolical exploitation of the people - starting with the Chief Medical Officer in Australia, Paul Kelly.

See my recent email to Kelly: The destruction of voluntary informed consent in Australia under the guise of the 'Covid emergency', 6 May 2023: https://vaccinationispolitical.files.wordpress.com/2023/05/the-destruction-of-voluntary-informed-consent-in-australia-under-the-guise-of-the-covid-emergency.pdf

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I’ve extended every lunch time now just in case. For the greater good.

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"These groups include older adults and people with weakened immune systems, for example due to cancer or other medical conditions. They tend to already be at heightened risk from COVID.” How about the weakening of the immune system due to the fear mongering creating psychological distress https://garysharpe.substack.com/p/chronic-stressfear-increases-susceptibility ?

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I now have a genuine morbid curiosity for understanding the sorts of mind that reads articles like those and doesn’t immediately laugh out loud … the problem is morbid curiosity may by now be one of the main symptoms of covid …

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All the “smart” kids lap this stuff up. Confirms their blind idiocy, which feels like a warm blanket.

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“Safe and effective if injected between 9 and 4 PM MST in the northern hemisphere east of the international date line...unless you are sick 😷 over the age of 5 and under 19 and a non-smoking non-binary non-conforming athiest in drag. List of side effects and drug interactions available in PDF”

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RIP Nature

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Yep. I love to see it. It's academic pricks all the way down in full view.

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The Elaine gif is da bomb!! Ya we get it, Covid plus obesity kills, obesity plus vex kills. Might as well kill the obese. You heard it from me first...

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Also, our “food” pyramid will permanently break your metabolism and keep you morbidly obese forever. Thanks and please remember, we love you.

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Also how weird is it that we can track THE TIME OF DAY that somebody got vaccinated and yet we still don't have separate categories for the different vaccines...........

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"These work best in people who don't need them."

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"These work best in people who don't need them."

... and as for the people who do need them ... erm, there aren't any of those.

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I just read the title of the paper out to someone and they went

"HA! They should win a Darwin Award."

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Nature article is paywalled. Does anyone know if it’s the same study I found (link below) dated 7 December 2021?

I starting to wonder if these articles were originally published by The Onion. 🤔

https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2021/12/time-of-day-matters-when-getting-covid-vaccine/#:~:text=Our%20internal%2024%2Dhour%20circadian,the%20afternoon%20versus%20the%20morning.

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I noticed the same. I wondered if perhaps this study is a follow up to the 2021 one. I’m not prepared to pay to find out $

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Here's the article:

RESEARCH HIGHLIGHT

03 May 2023

Timing matters for COVID vaccine effectiveness

Younger and older people gained greater protection if they had their jabs in the middle of the day.

The time of day at which a person receives a COVID-19 vaccine might influence how well it protects them from the disease1.

To evaluate the impact of timing on vaccine effectiveness, Guy Hazan at Washington University in Saint Louis, Missouri, and colleagues evaluated a data set of more than 1.5 million people who had received at least one COVID-19 shot.

People who had been vaccinated in the middle of the day — between late morning and early afternoon — had a lower risk of SARS-CoV-2 infection than did those who had received their jab in the evening, according to the analysis. The benefits of being vaccinated during the day were greater for people younger than 20 and older than 50.

The phenomenon might be associated with the body’s circadian rhythm, daily oscillations driven by the day–night cycle. But the exact mechanism responsible for the link between vaccination time and effectiveness is still unclear.

The findings might inform future immunization strategies that would prioritize vaccinating younger and older people between late morning and early afternoon, the authors suggest.

Nature 617, 226 (2023)

doi: https://doi.org/10.1038/d41586-023-01463-6

References

Hazan, G. et al. J. Clin. Invest. https://doi.org/10.1172/JCI167339 (2023).

(Yes, that's it. That's what was behind the paywall).

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Thanks for that!

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Ask me if you ever want any more.

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Thanks for this ExcessAwesomeness

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Or it has everything to do with the storage practice at the vaccination site and the alertness of the vaccination staff. Did they not say that each vial has to be shaken 10 times up and down before withdrawing with the syringe?

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This MUST only be done if the vials are fresh and have been properly stored since then right up until the needle sucks it up and jabs some poor “unsuspecting” (read “utterly unaware of objective reality”) SUCKER and another one “potentially”😏 bites the dust. The vials must have been rotated and revolved ten times COUNTERCLOCKWISE(this is VITAL!) and THEN clockwise 🔁. Only FRESH NEEDLES and SYRINGES must be used.

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I’m going to thank you for your bravery and your sharing spirit!

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Classic!

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An off-shoot of Scientific American, which is actually published by The Onion, has undertaken its own rigorous study of the mRNA vaccination and, by accident, discovered a 78% enhancement in effectiveness, by jabbing it into people you don't like.

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🥁

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Good chuckle reading your wrap up analysis of the "science"

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